Ignite Chiropractic
2025-05-15T20:39:11.760Z
I gave Ignite Chiropractic two chances to do one simple thing: adjust my spine. Instead, I encountered a manipulative sales funnel masquerading as healthcare.First Visit: After spending an hour or so in traffic driving to their office and completing extensive intake paperwork and scans, I was stunned to walk away without a single adjustment. Instead, I was pressured into booking a “follow-up consultation.” That was red flag #1.Second Visit: No adjustment would be provided unless I committed to a $3,000 “treatment plan”—despite having insurance. Had they disclosed this bait-and-switch approach upfront, I never would have walked through their door.Arrogant & Impersonal: The founding owners exude condescension, treating patients like revenue streams rather than human beings. The practice runs like a high-pressure sales operation—impersonal, mechanical, and utterly devoid of genuine care.The “Adjustment”: When I finally received what they claimed was an adjustment, it involved a spring-loaded tool that resembled a miniature pogo stick. They tapped it on random areas, including my shoe and belt. It was gimmicky, ineffective, and bore no resemblance to the skilled, hands-on chiropractic care I’ve trusted for over 20 years in Chicago. Frankly, I doubt they could perform a proper manual adjustment if they tried.Save Yourself the Trouble: If you value transparent, patient-centered care, look elsewhere. Ignite Chiropractic is a predatory sales operation, not a healing practice. Zero stars if I could.
I gave Ignite Chiropractic two chances to do one simple thing: adjust my spine. Instead, I encountered a manipulative sales funnel masquerading as hea... More